Hello. My name is Chris. I'm new here.
On the left hand side of the page you will see the place I affectionatley refer to as "The Cretinous Gym". I've been posting stories (which are all true) about this place and its cretinous service on my facebook profile for my friends to read for the past couple of months. What is the point of this blog? And why should you bother reading on? Well whilst the majority of them are probably wondering what all the fuss is about, a few of them have said I should turn it into an official blog, as its quite an interesting read.
So, here it is. Over the next couple of days I will be drip feeding you with existing stories of the Cretinous Gym. For any new readers, this will be a chance for you to get up to speed with whats been occuring. For existing readers, its a chance for you to relive the early days of the cretinousness. Feel free to share your experiences of cretinous service you've had to endure over the years!
What's that? Twitter account? Yeah, ok then, for those of you on twitter... why not have a cheeky follow: @cretinousgym